mencari Imam??

imam mude,BesH!!!
kt astro oas.
every friday-9.00pm
focus 0n wakil JOHOR,
Taufek...hAhaha..
chayaalah...

bersin.mate.manusia dan DIA..

salam tuk warga2 blogger skian.
pernah x kamu2 t'pk
betape indah ciptaan-NYA
betape sempurna'nye kejadian stiap manusia
sampaikan care kite bersin pon da d'tetap kn oleh-NYE
perasan x
semua orang klu bersin dye akn automatic tutup mate
ahaaa..perasan x..perasan x..
cube ngt2 balek kowang bersin camne
ahaaaa..btol kn!
mate 2 mesti akn t'tutup kn..
cube bayang kn la klu
manusia nih bersin xtutup mate secara automaticlly
apakah akan jadi???
tuk makluman ye
klu manusia xtutup mate mereka mse nga bersin
otot2 n urat2 mate akn menendang
n secara xlangsung menolak mate dari kedudukan asl
dlm erti kate len *biji mate ley tersembul kluar der..
sangat bahaye wey..,
Allahuakhbar!!
begitu sayangnye Allah pada manusia.
betape sempurnanya kejadian manusia.
sampaikan perkara simple cam 2 pon.
DIA da tetap kn tok kte
oleh 2 wahai manusia2 skian,
mari la b'syukur pada-NYA.. :)


*sayer org base.dari kluarga y base.tggl d bumi y luar base.ngan nikmat2 y luar base.dan semua nya adlh pemberian Dia y Maha Berkuase ;)

bawang oh bawang

anda2 smua suke mkn bawang?
p'gemar bawang?
taw p0n xb'mint lgsung ngn bawang?
ahaaaa..
tahukah anda bahawa,
kajian mendapati.
bawang adlh medium y dpt membantu utk ngurang kn
risiko terkena kanser..
xkre ar kanser kulit ker kanser pape ker,
seperti y kite smua tawu.
law da t'kne kanser nih
sush nk mencari penawar'nye.

de y berkate
bwg nih wat kn bawu mlt
hey!!relax la kwn
spe soh pas mkn xmaw brush your teeth.. :p
mencegah lebih baek dari ngubati
so sblom t'kene xslh kn law kite mencube :)

kaki gadoh!!

pe hal dak2 zmn skrg nih
mslh tol
suke sgt nk cari psl ngn ckgu2
ckgu tgo ckit xley
ckgu mara ckit xley
ckgu denda ckit xley
pas2 siap nk tnjuk samseng lak
da ckop besar gk'nye
umo baru bape
nk tnjuk hebt
ckup hebat ker awk 2 nk pukul ckgu?blsh ckgu?
smpai ckgu 2 b'tukr,
dari ensem tros jd hodoh
y cantek tros jd comot
smua'nye sebb awk!!!
awk xde aty dan perasaan ker?
cbe la phm..
ckgu mara bkn sebb dye benci awk
sbnor'nye dye sayang
dye xnk ank2 murid dye kecundang dlm pelajaran
klu ckgu denda 2 pon sebb slh awk juge kn
spe soh xciap kn kje dye bg
spe soh xdpt jwp exm tol2
tawu la emosi nga membara
ank muda la kate kn
p xelok la men blsh2 ckgu nih
camne ilmu nk berkat cam 2
then bile bjo xmasok2 dlm pale
bile exm xdpt jwp
bile dpt no corot2 dlm kls
mule la ckgu y d'persalah'kn
hey!!bukk mate tutp mult psg tlge
lw nk b'gdo pon plzzzz k
bkn ngn ckgu la dol!!
g lwn ngn malik nor la
y bdn ketul2 tuh
de branie ker??
ishh...sengal...!!



* maap ye law de sesape y t'rase,entry nih pon ak post coz de t'bace article psl kes budk skola blsh ckgu dowang y makin m'jd2 skrg.ley d kate kn tiap2 ary de jep cite psl ckgu2 y b'nseb mlg nih.sgt ksian tok mereka.arap mereka2 nih masih kuat dan bersemangat tok b'kongsi ilmu tok membantu anak2 bangse...

menunggu ciput??

amt m'cbr k'imanan
ble kne tgu geng2 ciput smpai ke destinasi
ngn pwot y mle barlagu riang
alahaiii,mane lar kowang nih
elak kne baham jep sowang2
tik tok tik tok
selang beberapa minit bru npk byg
ngn muke dowg y toyer smbil t'syum2 kmbing
*wah..ckop manes la 2 ye
pape pon krdit tok ro2 coz cpt smpai :)

kelas bahasa

owkey..ariniw kte bajo 3th language ea..ianya d'kenali sbgai javanis or lbh famous d pggl jaworld eheee..tok sape2 y nga bengong cm cayer nih.meh le join...123..go!

awk da mkn ke blum? => kue wes mangan opo urong (plg famous!)
owg y xtw dok diam => pencilaan
tipu org => ngapusi wong
goyg2 => ogel2
pale kaw keras => endas mu at0s
jgn wt y bkn2 => ojo seng orak2
kabeh wong podo ngiseng => smua org berak!haha :p
ubt ktiak/deodoran => odorono :D
kencing mlm => ngompol
ojo kenntut nong kono nong keyne => jgn kntut b'sepah2..ngeh4



kui6...b'smbung....

bebaloi ker?nk kje ker?!

erm.last wednesday ak de jenjalan kt one op d shopping complex kt jB.dela t'napak byk kedai2 tmpl 'sales girl wanted' mean dowang prlu kn worker kn.mybi it happen coz worker2 y lme da nk g smbong bjo (rmai y lpsn sPm kot).bln july nih d0wg da nk kne agkt kaki g smbong bjo kt ane2 u or poly.wah!tahniah d ucap kn..wii :),ak pon y gatai n ngde2 nih amek le pluang g trytest interview kt sa2 butik tudung nih.padahal tggl bape ari jep cuti kak oit!!bln july nie da nk kne nek sem3.p kt uma lme2 xwt pape boring lak.....hurm...abez jep interview uh ak lepk2 jap ngn memberz smbil mam kopok lekor..peh!bkn men kers ag kopok uh.maw patah gigi wooo.nga borak2 t'tbe de call.no baru.ak agkt.

ak : assalammualaikum,
x : w'slm,adk y interview td kn
ak : a'ah nape ye?
x : bos akk ckp adk dpt kje uh,1 jun nih da ley start,cmne?ley?
ak : (ngn xtwu pe prasaan mse uh epy+confius+blur)tros jep jwp boley.
x : okey.adk msok kje kol 10pg ea.
ak : wokeh!time kaseh.


hey!pe kne ak nih?cti tggl bape ari jep lg kn.bebaloi ker?g kje mmg ar senang p blek'nye t mlm2 t'pkse nek tksi coz xde owang nk amek pas2 nk nek bas lak xley coz kwsn uma ak uh bas mmg xde msk.ish!!..tula gatai2 sgt.ha amk..tggong la sndr.pe ak nk wat nih??peh blur...nk g ke x 1jun uh.akk y interview 2 pn bkn'nye twu ak nw nga cti sem.law x mst ak xdpt.yela..motif dowang cri owg baru coz staff meka de y nk kne smbg bjo july t.same jela ngn ak.kn nek sem bru bln july gk.aisey.. :( ...........p 2 slh dye.spe soh xtny ak skunk nga wat pe.y dye tny "awk nih bru pas skola ker?" mmg ak jwp xr kn..da 2taon kot lps skola..ahaaa...lw ak kje gk t time nk b'enti nk ckp pe?g smbg bjo?aiyoooo..t dye ngt ak tpu dye lak.yela mse interview xde pn ckp nga bjo skunk nga cti sem...eeeee tp dye y xtny kn..ermm..nk kje ke xnih??ish!

ke sk0la semule

ahaaa..cte'nye camnih,bgn pg2 ngn muke y t0yer pakej ngn rambut y serabut+kusut..eheee,lemah mlgkah ke bilik aer.(mse t0k wangi2) wiii...pas mndi ngn blur'nye bukak almari cri bj t0k d pkai.lme da xg sk0la xtwu bj pe nk akai,bj kurg?blouse?t-shirt?adus!..last2 bj pe nta ak kua'kn n ir0n.0oops!cop!umo da 19 nape nk g sk0la lak?ohooo.ciap2 nk g sk0la mek sijil sPm da..hihi..kt0rang g b'5 (nana n pian)(ajax n masyita) n ak lonely..huhu,ne cinta aty cayer nih???grrr...masuk jep pntu pgr sk0la uh.t'tbe kne thn ngn mak guard.ngt'kn npe,upe2'nye kne isi borg pelawat..walawey!procedure bru..pas2 y plg membanggekan ciap dpt pas plwt bapak beso.(cm saiz A4).byg'kn nk letk ane uh?gnt0ng kt leher?0ooh TIDAK!!!!ahaaa..jln t'baek tggl'kn jep dlm keta.wuakhakah :D,mle2 smpai target utme g kt admin,amk sijil.setel!pas2 g jpe cik ciku eh! ckgu laaa,wish ary guru.k setel!pas2 tmpt wjib,g toilet sk0la.lame xgune pakai cermin dlm uh.rinduuu...ngeh6,p d0lu crmin'nye de 3 ckrg tggl 1,pe cite?ok setel!xtvt t'akhir g lepak kt kntin *sambil mate menjeling2 sekeliling.(wah!dak2 laki'nye ley thn..y pompuan puth2,cun,cumel)pakej lgkp..PEEwiit,hihi..pas zohor,setelah da agk2 puas terJah sk0la uh bru ktorang agkt kaki.grk blek.




*Ppssstt..c0n0x c0z dpt b0rak2 sakan ngn madam azrEen kt bilk dye n dpt jpe eX-guru kls.ckgu azimy.SMTP jB!!!!kw d ngatan!!!!!

ais ngan muke??

ehee.. ble da dok je uma lame2 nih,kire mase y plg ssuai la tok nk mrwt kulit mke y slme nih xt'jge.dek kerana kesibukan bjo.
*wah..konon'nye tgn nih pun mle r nk gatai2.mek segala brg2 kt dpo.

tok nk wat ala2 penjagaan kulit scre tradisional.alahaii..hampeh!byk sgt y nak kne d'sediakan.leceh.last2..benda y plg senang,ak amek kaen brsih ps2 tarok ais dlm dye.then letk kt mke,peh!toksah ckp r mse uh,mke y mle2 lesu n xb'maya.trus segar cm kne kejutan electrik.mmg lega..kt mate ak bio kn ais uh lame2 cket,rehat kn mate jap..ehee.benda nih ak wat pun coz t'bce dlm article.ngk cm senang jep,ak pon trytest ar.dye ckp benda nih tok tegang kn mke,kecik kn liang2 kt muke,n tok segar kn mate.p xley wt sllu,2-3x jep smgu.
cubela..mmg besh!!

ngeh6 :D

title : Forever in My Life
by : jojo


The Way Your Part Of me,
I Would have to re-learn everything,
If You were to leave,
So fast you make me feel like was autumn Leaves,
And honestly... There a perfect explanation
Why you feel so good to say that your

My love, my love, my love
I´ll give you all my love if you, if you,
If you don't change a thing,
About the way you hold me every night,
So right, I wanna man like you forever in my life.

I'm a Stick inside a jar,
Turn the lid and set me free,
I Love Everything that you are,
Has a million other reasons,
But lets not go to far,
Stay, close to my heart,
When I think about the future,
I am right there where you are,
Cuz you´re...

My love, my love, my love
I´ll give you all my love if you, if you,
If you don't change a thing,
About the way you hold me every night,
So right, I wanna man like you to say you´re,

My love, my love, my love
I´ll give you all my love if you, if you,
If you don't change a thing,
About the way you hold me every night,
So right, I wanna man like you forever in my life.

I know, that you, would never leave me hanging,
Hanging out to dry in the wind,
I know that we haven´t seen the worst ofit,
But when we do, I promise you we´ll stick it out together.

My love, my love, my love
I´ll give you all my love if you, if you,
If you don't change a thing,
About the way you hold me every night,
So right, I wanna man like you forever in my life.

So right, I wanna man like you forever in my lifeeeeee

*eheee..TETIBE mod terbang d'langit biru.lagu tok cinta aty cayer,uik2..sapekah??:p
emosi saat nih -jiwe kacaw-

penyakit mate

adus!
masalah2.
jam skunk da menunjukkan kol 3.45am,
bersamaan ngn 16 may 2010.
p mte ak nih still lom npk kunang2 or pape y s'agktn,
dr td dok t'kebil2.
sok sure bgn lmbt
plus,kne bebel ngn ibu..
*emosi saat nih-kusssuuuut-

yehaaa...-epy oliday-

hahaha,

setelah tergolek tertonggeng tok paper final,
akhir'nya ak dpt lps kn stress ari jmaat,sbtu n ahd y lepas,
ktorang sa2 fmly g uma y k-2 kt p pntai,(wahh..cm byk uma jep kn)kui4
hehe...conox cgt,stlah kian lme xandy aer laut,
ha.amk kw!ckali macok dlm aer tu mmg byk ar aer masin y
ak tertelan coz xpndai brenang..sob3
peh!p pape pn memg besh cgt..
smbil b'andy ande 2,
ktorang d hidang kn ngn sate n sosej
y ayh bkr kt dpn uma(wawah..ala2 BBQ)
mmg akot kdg2 andy kt laut niw,
bkn pe 1st ley lms n 2nd ley itam kak oit!
sng cite,oleh sebb nk jge kulit mke bio xnk kasi lebor,
da nk petg bru kami2 nih andy..
erm.. mase 2 xde ar mencabar cgt coz aer nga surot,yehaaa!!
bagi kaum2 y lom mahir cm kami nih
mmg mase nih ar ley ronggeg puas2,
lw aer da pasang maw tenggelam timbul...tulun2
ngeh6...haaa last cite mlm ahd 2 ktorang grk blek jB ngn mke y toyer
sebb msg2 da pnt..(pe xnye mndi td xngt dnia)hiiii...
eh!!ktorang oliday nih pakej ckali ngn smbut ari IBU tw..
lgu nih tok ibu:
cmt ary ibu,
cmt ary ibu,
cmt aryyyyy ibu,
cmt ary ibuuuuuu...
cyunk cgt kt ibu..muahx2,dun noti2 k bu,
may Allah bless u always..
with lot of luv - your daughter -